- I really hate it when the voices in my head argue among themselves as though I wasn’t even in the room.
- It was such a small town that we didn't even have a village idiot. We had to take turns.
- I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
- Unexpectedly the bells in the Quasimodo's tower began to ring again. I have a hunch he's back!
- Two rules for life:
1. Don't tell people everything you know.
2.
The sad part is how many people who did not get the last one...just sayin'...
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