Are These Really Olympic Sports?

Humbly Submitted as the 2012 Summer Olympics Come to a Close

11 August 2012

—  Triple Jump

This must be the adult version of hopscotch

—  Handball

Water polo for those who can’t swim; give me dodgeball, please!

—  Walking

 A race for those who can’t get their feet off the ground

—  Cycling Team Sprint

So much fun watching 4 cyclists go round and round and round (snore…)

—  BMX races

For adults who forgot to graduate to bicycles that fit them 

Which "sport" is unbelievable to you?