My Favorite Status Posts on Facebook during December
7 January 2013
1. Santa saw your Facebook. He is getting you clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.
2. Had the Mayans been any good at predicting the end of the world they would have seen the Spanish coming.
3. I can never make it to the end of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
4. My doctor told me I'd live to be 54. I said, "I am 54." He said, "See, I was right."
5. An ironworker calmly walked the narrow beam 15 floors above the city street. Even with heavy winds blowing and a driving rain falling, he showed no fear and never hesitated. When he came down to ground level a man who had been watching asked, "How did you ever get a job like that?"
"Well," replied the ironworker, "I used to drive a school bus, but my nerves gave out."
Happy New Year!
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