18 January 2013

Fantastic Friday


18 January 2013

Great Christian Pick-Up Lines

1. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.

2. Do you need prayer? I would love to lay my hands on you.

3. Is your name Grace? I find you irresistible.

4. I didn’t believe in predestination, until I met you.

5. If I walked around you 7 times, would you fall for me?

6. I believe I have a rib that belongs to you; or, I believe you have a rib that belongs to me.

      AND

7. I just read through the book of Numbers, but somehow, I missed yours.



He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the Lord.
Proverbs 18.22 (ESV)


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