20 October 2013
The girls in the ministry house gave me a birthday card with the following. It is fun!
If God was a college student...
...instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting on the 7th, He would have put it off the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.
...the last supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
...the 10 commandments would only be 5, double spaced and written in large font.
...Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's email to abuse@romans.gov.
...He would not have asked the reason Cain killed Abel...they were roommates.
...He knew why Moses and his followers would walk in the desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask directions and look like Freshmen.
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