I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Make yourself at home. Clean our kitchen...
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
I used to be indecisive. Now I am not so sure.
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I was good at math before they mixed the alphabet into it...
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).
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