Wacky Wednesday

Pick Up Lines by the Great Lover, Solomon
30 January 2013

I cannot promise these are winners as far as pick-up lines go, but if you are desperate, give them a try!

Oh, my dear friend! You’re so beautiful! And your eyes so beautiful — like doves! 

Come, my shy and modest dove — leave your seclusion, come out in the open. Let me see your face, let me hear your voice. For your voice is soothing and your face is ravishing. 

Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes that have come up from the washing, all of which bear twins, and not one among them has lost its young.

Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon; your mouth is lovely. Your temples behind your veil are like the halves of a pomegranate.

Your neck is like the tower of David, built with elegance; on it hang a thousand shields, all of them shields of warriors. 

Who is this who shines like the dawn—as beautiful as the moon, bright as the sun, awe-inspiring as an army with banners? 

How beautiful are your feet in sandals, O noble daughter! Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a master hand.