- Question: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple…because aliens don’t wear hats.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is still on my list...
- I've had amnesia as long as I can remember...
- Most everyone would agree that trampolines are awesome. Except for kangaroos. They’re probably unimpressed.
- I went to a doctor and he told me I was overweight. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said, “Okay, you’re ugly too.”
What was your favorite status that you put up?
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