Sayings by Xavy (11)

29 September 2013
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When asked what the UB football game he attended was like, he said,

"Sometimes they play; sometimes they don't."

Xavy Decker, 3 years old

Sayings by Xavy (10)

28 September 2013

"I want to call Joel and put him in time out."

Xavy Decker, 2 years old

Sayings by Xavy (9)

27 September 2013

Xavy was trying to reach the stars, but they were too high. He told Elizabeth, "If I would be a super hero, I would go to outer space and I would play with the stars. "

Xavy Decker, 3 years old

Sayings by Xavy (8)

23 September 2013

Dondra to Xavy: "You have a fever."
Xavy to Dondra: "I do not have a fever! My fever is at home. I am not allowed to bring it to Pops and Nonnie's."

Xavy Decker, 2 years old

Sayings by Xavy (7)

22 September 2013

Xavy and Elizabeth were rolling coins. He picked up a handful, threw it and yelled "Taxes!"

Xavy Decker, 2 years old

Context: Check out Disney's Robin Hood movie.

Sayings of Xavy (6)

21 September 2013

One night in April, Xavy found his ear thermometer, and took all of our temperatures. When we asked him what the number was for Pops, he pronounced a healthy, "Fifty dollars!"

Xavy Decker, 2 years old

Sayings of Xavy (5)

20 September 2013

When trying to get out of the house one morning, Elizabeth said to Xavy, "Come along darling."

He replied, "Hey! I'm not Darlene! I'm Xavy!"

Xavy Decker, 2 years old

Sayings of Xavy (4)

19 September 2013

I wonder if I will be a superhero when I grow up?

Xavy Decker, 3 years old

Sayings of Xavy (3)

18 September 2013

Elizabeth asked Xavy what he wanted for his birthday. He said, "I want a blue purse because I am a boy."

Xavy Decker, 2 years old

Sayings of Xavy (2)

17 September 2013

This summer, the moon could be seen clearly. Xavy and Dondra were looking at the half moon and talking about it, when he stopped and asked, "but who chopped it?"

Xavier Decker, 2 years old

Sayings of Xavy (1)

16 September 2013

"When Jesus comes here, I will tickle him...Where's Jesus?"

Xavier Decker, 3 years old

My Favorite Facebook Posts in April 2013

9 September 2013

Here are my five favorite Facebook posts in April 2013.

• I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They got one marked 'brightness' but it doesn't work.
• I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
• Wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good is pure shoepidity.
• Dumb Sports Quotes: That's inches away from being a millimeter perfect.
• Dumb Sports Quotes: We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
• Did you hear about the latest trend in living room accessories? They are corduroy pillows. They're making headlines!
• We have an update from the hospital about the condition of the boy who swallowed all those quarters: still no change.
• My high speed internet connection went down for 4 straight minutes. I'm OK, but the 911 operator was a total jerk about it.

Good thing my job has very little to do with math.